Viennese dwarf Panther.
This week’s LoL moment comes courtesy of Glenn Beck - and yes I know he provides more than his fair share - but he’s a really funny guy.
Glenn is issuing a book with his name on it. No he did not write it - there is a ghost writer - but he says that the ideas - such as they are - were his. And what ideas they are.
It is his opportunity to again spew out all the vile poisonous sludge that comprises his daily media offerings which he scatters before the dumb farmyard animals who tune in to hear and see how Adolf Hussein Obama - the Hitlerite, Marxist, Muslim, Kenyan born, Jesus hating desecrator of Christianity, defiler of all that is good in the world and now perpetrator of the largest oil spill in history is going to confiscate all their guns, put them in concentration camps and kill not just their first born but even their second and thirds before he gives the country to the evil illegals who will make all the white people domestic servants and increase the tax rate to 99%. This is after he doubles the prices of Big Macs and Coke. The Heartless Swine!
Media Matters has done an analysis of the farcical plot and the execrable writing and to save you the bother I have read some of this.
It does indeed look like a totally gruesome pile of sludge and is used as an outlet for all the jumbled, fucked up hodgepodge of chicken gizzards and crazy bat shit ideas that infest the steaming festering sludge that in Glenn’s funny little head pass for brains.
One quote sums up the novel. This is in respect of the hero suggesting to a woman that she should not attempt arouse him sexually.
"Suit yourself, lady. I'm telling you right now, you made the rules, but you're playing with fire here. I've got some rules, too, and rule number one is, don't tease the panther."
Brilliant stuff. It does not get any better than that!
But hey - it does not matter what it is - it will be a best seller. All Glenn Beck’s books are best sellers. He has large radio and TV audiences and these knuckleheads buy his books in droves.
Free speech and free enterprise at work in the home of the brave. Would you have it any other way?