Monday, February 8, 2016

Can't wait

Georgia is frightened of this
Cate is in Osaka so I have been noodling around doing a few chores. 

I watched the Super Bowl yesterday and saw the Bronco’s defense murder the Panthers. It was nice to see Peyton with another Super Bowl - even though it should have been for the Colts. 

I did not watch the half time show because I think it is a load of old rubbish and for some reason I just cannot put up with that Beyonce person. There is something about her that I dislike intensely.

But she is very popular and perhaps it is just me.

On the other hand of course - while I love Coldplay - Chris Martin cannot sing - and has never been able to - so there is no point in watching him. 

Also I cannot forgive him for hooking up with Gwyneth Paltrow who is my least favorite actress in the known universe. I have not been able to watch her since I saw ‘Sliding Doors’ and she spoke with an awful English accent that sounded like she had stuffed her nose with kokosflocken and acted like she was wading blindfolded through maple syrup. 

But she is very popular and perhaps it is just me. 

Or perhaps I am looking at life with a jaundiced view today because at 7:30 this morning while I was resting peacefully - Georgia emptied the considerable contents of her stomach onto my pillow.

I took Georgia to the dog park on Friday and some asshole accused Georgia of attacking his dog. I do not believe this - but I took Georgia away. 

He was a stupid man and his dog was stupid too. It had a small head and a big body. I think it might have been psychologically disturbed. Maybe it had seen ‘Sliding Doors’ too. 

I think perhaps Georgia barked and frightened them both. She has a loud bark but as she is frightened of the cats and any burglar has nothing much to fear. 

This week we are going to Panama. I cannot really explain why but Cate wanted to have a weekend with her brother and sister-in-law who live in Washington DC. I was thinking maybe somewhere in New England but things got out of hand and - while we were at one stage looking at Cuba - we settled on Panama.

We will actually be traveling to and from Panama for longer than we will be there but we both love air travel so much it should be a blast. It is apparently one of the hottest places on the planet and is absolutely infested with the Zika virus. 

Fortunately there is absolutely nothing to see or do so you can spend all day in a  cold tub of water reading novels. 

Can’t wait. 


  1. Well, there's the Albrook Mall in Panama City. I'm sure they have Sad Bastard seats there. ;)

    Have fun, whatever you do!

  2. We saw that mall but did not venture in. But we did not need SB seats at all.