This weekend we are having our first weekend away since we got to America. We are going to Saugatuck near Lake Michigan where we will stay at the Kingsley House.
I am looking forward to my American breakfast of bacon and eggs, hash browns, grits, waffles, blueberry pancakes with maple syrup and cinnamon bagels. I am taking my bucket and spade.
We don’t like our cat minder – who was provided by the Cat Nanny. We both agree that she is creepy. However – as she is the only one who responded we are stuck with her for this time away.
She does have two cats of her own and has been working for the Cat Nanny for some months – so we are sure that the cats will survive the ordeal.
We do expect that they will be unhappy even though we will be gone for only two days – and we do expect to be punished for this heinous act. This punishment will most certainly involve the carpet and rugs and could take a variety of forms – none pleasant.