It just never stops.
Hordes of ISIL fighters disguised as Syrian refugees are about to descend upon America – wreaking destruction and havoc wherever they go.
A family of four which has been waiting for three years to come to Indiana has been thwarted in their dastardly attempts at mayhem and carnage by our very own governor - who has refused to accept them.
No – they will not be able to create chaos by buying diapers in Marsh – or taking up the see-saw in the local park – or even eating that evil middle eastern food in local restaurants!
What a man! What courage! Who could ask for more in a governor?
But wait – the governor of Connecticut has said that he will take them! What a brave man that he would sacrifice the lives of his citizens just so some homeless refugees can have a life without being bombed and poisoned by their very own idjit asshole.
And many governors are doing the same thing for their citizens. The land of the free is the home of the brave. Unless you are Syrian.
The National Guard has staked out the local Gyro shop. This may be a hotbed of insurrection. Well sure it is Greek - but they all come from over there somewhere – and certainly cannot be trusted.
I mean have you smelled a Gyro?
Sometimes I feel like I am at the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party – or wading like a drugged wombat through fields of molasses. I refuse to believe what is happening at the moment because it is just too surreal.