Thursday, December 16, 2010

Ha Bloody Ha! Excellent joke America!

Congratulations Mr. Blatter! You have won €10 Million in the Russian State Lottery. 

To claim your prize please read out loud the name of the country on the other side of this card.

A grocery company called Morrisons has said it wants FIFA to pay £1m to grass-roots English football over what it called an "unfair" World Cup bidding process.
Morrisons said they were to be the Official World Cup Grocers.
Official World Cup Grocers?
GOOOOOAAAAL! Beckham has bent it into the corner and is sliding into the corner post in joy – and is sliding straight into Morrisons – and I bet he gets some Twiglets AND some Cheese Footballs for his teammates. 

I should mention that this week Morrisons has a special on Oak Smoked Scottish Salmon - £1.25 per 100 grams – while stocks last. Pop in a kick a goal for your family. 
My Laugh Out Loud moment on the weekend came when I read that next May the USA will host 
 In an environment where the US Government is frantically trying to find or invent a law to silence Julian Assange and stop the publication of masses of really embarrassing information – and where some are advocating life imprisonment if not the death penalty – they announced:
“The theme for next year’s commemoration will be 21st Century Media: New Frontiers, New Barriers.
The United States places technology and innovation at the forefront of its diplomatic and development efforts. New media has empowered citizens around the world to report on their circumstances, express opinions on world events, and exchange information in environments sometimes hostile to such exercises of individuals’ right to freedom of expression. 
At the same time, we are concerned about the determination of some governments to censor and silence individuals, and to restrict the free flow of information. 
We mark events such as World Press Freedom Day in the context of our enduring commitment to support and expand press freedom and the free flow of information in this digital age”’
Ha Bloody Ha!