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Most of the
spam I get these days is in Hungarian.
It is not
really spam because it is advertising real things – like washing powder and
toilet paper.
I get a number of messages every day from different people. I
can’t tell whether or not the prices are any good – but I imagine the postage
would be a killer. I will stick with Costco.
I guess at
one stage when we were in that part of the world I gave someone my email address
and they sold it to everyone in Hungary. I suppose these messages will follow
me forever.
But the Thai
people have stopped pursuing me. When I got the Blog of Note award I was buried
for some months under an avalanche of spam – a lot of it from Thailand. This
stopped a while ago – in fact when we came to America. Perhaps the spam gets caught
up in the red tape of the Austrian internet system and can’t find me in
America.
Which
reminds me – I left that damn hamburger behind in Austria too.
But I have
stopped receiving messages offering to bigger my dick. Now if I was going to
offer to bigger someone’s dick – in a language I did not speak – I would probably
spend a few dollars to get an accurate translation.
I don’t know
about other people but receiving a message like that does not inspire me with
confidence. In fact I know that the sender is a conman – and one who does not
speak English. But look – the world being the way it is – people probably send
money and are surprised when their dick is not biggered.
I got an
email message today telling me to get moving on Twitter because Oprah Winfrey
has 26,416,117 followers. I just cannot begin to imagine what she could
possibly say in Twitter bursts that could induce that many people to follow
her. Perhaps I will have to follow her to find out. Or perhaps not.
I notice in
the New York Times today that 2014 was the hottest year ever recorded. Don’t
look for that piece of news on Fox – because it will not be reported. Anyway I looked out my window – there is snow
on the ground – so much for global warming.
There is more important news for fox to report... http://m.sfgate.com/national/article/School-bus-may-be-possessed-by-Satan-parent-6013276.php?cmpid=reddit-mobile
ReplyDeleteI saw the school bus Satan star thing on Facebook today and thought: the star is about at the same height as the seats in the bus, so they could have had a headline like "School Bus Butts Sat On Satan Lightly" hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteYour picture of Most of Alaska indicates that it is veRy V shaped. I s'ppose that is true, as mountains look like ^^^^^ and salmon look like ><>.
ReplyDeletelenny: Satan appears in many ways in the USA. Some think he lives in the White House.
ReplyDeleteEsb: You should be a sub editor making up headlines.